Late Night Blasts Ted Cruz’s Post-Cancún Photo Op

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Too Little, Too Late

Most late-night hosts had been off final week when Senator Ted Cruz of Texas took his untimely trip to Cancún, Mexico, after a brutal winter storm that left hundreds of thousands of individuals within the state with out energy or water. With the photograph ops the senator staged again in Texas this weekend, there was much more Cruz content material to work with.

“Ted Cruz is the husband who sits on his sofa watching soccer all day, then sees his spouse unloading a automotive stuffed with groceries, waits till there’s one bag left within the trunk, then goes outdoors and says, ‘Oh, can I assist?’” Seth Meyers joked on Monday.

“Like a lot of Ted Cruz’s makes an attempt to imitate human habits, this one was Ted on arrival.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“Only Ted Cruz would suppose he can restore his picture by touching a maskless constituent two days after getting off a global flight.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“Also, we’re in a pandemic. Shaking arms, handing out water, serving meals? Right now a Carnival Cruise is safer than a Ted Cruz.” — JIMMY FALLON

“Yeah, it appeared like an OK gesture till everybody observed the label on the bottle stated ‘Ritz Carlton Cancún.’ Somewhat memento.” — JIMMY FALLON

“Yup, the photograph op did not work out too nicely. Most folks simply drove away when he tried displaying them his trip pictures.” — JIMMY FALLON

“Actually, Cruz needed to do extra, however he had a parasailing lesson at 3, so.” — JIMMY FALLON

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